Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Notes From The Sports Desk
The Mets announced today that they intend to sign former Anaheim Angel of Los Angeles Francisco Rodríguez to a three-year $37 million deal that will hopefully give the Amazin's the bullpen boost it needs after this season.
I've never heard of this guy, but then again, I don't really know that much about baseball. Apparently in six full pitching seasons he's only been on the DL once. Great, great news. Also, he had SIXTY TWO saves for the Angels last season. So, uh, yeah, he's pretty good.
He's 26-so his best years are behind him, (or ahead of him? Discuss). Hailing from Caracas, he's a practicioner of the Santeria religion so do not get him on the field during ASPCA night at Citi (Shitty) Field in '09 Minaya. You hear me? And what else? He seems like a great guy! I really like him! Good luck Francisco! See you in '09!
Also, Lou Dobbs is an idiot and can't pronounce Blagojevich.