OJ Needs a Bailout

OJ Simpson has returned from the dead to face sentencing right now for his sports memorabilia fiasco
As I type this I'm watching the sentencing being read by the judge. The volume is down so I can't really hear it, but he looks sad =( and the judge is like wtf. Sucks to be him for real. Remember when we were kids and he would drive his white car on the highway? My parents were like "remember this shit, son." The 90's were cool because like, the internet wasn't that big of a deal so you could go play outside or play pogs. I'm bidding right now on eBay for some CNN anchor pogs with a Larry King slammer. I'll keep you posted on how that goes.